According to the Washington Post, kids' social media habits have surpassed the oft-bemoaned youth tradition of channel surfing. Twitter's Vine app makes it easier than ever to be a superstar on the rise. (It probably helps if you put the word "nerd" or "dubstep" in your titles.) You get six seconds or less to tell the world what's on your mind. Or, in my case, make a bunch of heavy metal Golden Girls videos.

Sorry to take up all that internet space.